1. kennycaskets:

dam you
  2. I hate facebook

    ...I don't want to talk about it

  3. cryok:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC
  4. wavesinjuly:

    suckmyphallus:

    getterbeam:

    imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

    image

    Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

    (via sherronjoy)

  5. beachier:

    me: *dials 911*

    operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

    me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

    operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

    (via the-little-star-prince)

  6. eurodose:

    if you don’t grab her ass while you make out with her you are doing it wrong 

    (via woesleeper)

  7. graywood-dragon-in-the-impala:

Is that sixpenceee